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Sheffenmeijer's Taxonomy of Cheeks
Also: Taxonomy of Cheeks
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An 8,593 page treatise, required reading for all students attending Sheffenmeijer University.
Sheffenmeijer's Taxonomy of Cheeks is an 8,593 page treatise, and the standard classification of Cheeks.
His groundbreaking work culminated in the magnus opus: Sheffenmeijer's Taxonomy of Cheeks. This 8,593 page treatise is now required reading for all students attending Sheffenmeijer University. Generally, Rumps are expected to memorize most of the Taxonomy of Cheeks; in fact, the Hassimir council has been known to demand verbatim recitations of certain sections during RF promotion interviews. (See Cheeks.)