Sneeks

In 1704 CP, Leftenant Dr. Sheffenmeijer discovered the scalar Sneek field from measurements of cheek scintillations in a cold neutrally charged plasma. For the next 15 years, Dr. Sheffenmeijer worked tirelessly to derive the Lagrangian density of this field.

\begin{align} \mathscr{L} = \partialderivative \frac{1}{2}m\bar{\psi}\psi-\frac{1}{4}\bar{\psi}\gamma^\mu\partial_\mu\psi + \psi \phi \zeta + i\zeta^3 +i\sin(\psi + \phi) \end{align}

Notation as recorded (includes a command that cannot be typeset, shown literally)

\begin{align} \mathscr{L} = \partialderivative \frac{1}{2}m\bar{\psi}\psi-\frac{1}{4}\bar{\psi}\gamma^\mu\partial_\mu\psi + \psi \phi \zeta + i\zeta^3 +i\sin(\psi + \phi) \end{align}

Where Sneeks live§

Sneeks are found throughout the universe, and nowhere in greater variety than on Neith and Venus beside it. Where they first arose is not known.

Other mentions§

While it's quite common to find Sneeks and Cheeks throughout the universe, the variety found on Neith and by extension, Venus was unprecedented (On Neithan Creatures). Chickenstein discovered Sneek/Cheek parity invariance and proved the quantization of the scalar Sneek field. Bentworthe's measurement of Neith used the method of Sneek Tidal Interference (STI).