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Andaulphus Berilibus Zaxamite
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Responsible for the fourth principle of Monkey Mechanics, and alumni of Sheffenmeijer University.
Professor Andaulphus Berilibus Zaxamite, responsible for the fourth principle of Monkey Mechanics, and alumni of Sheffenmeijer University.
In 1804, Professor Andaulphus Berilibus Zaxamite demonstrated that Bentworthe's proposed process for magnetic monopole generation violated the 4th principle of Monkey Mechanics, and was ipso facto physically impossible. Zaxamite harshly criticized Bentworthe for this mistake, even going so far as to calling him, "a doting old dilettante who would be better served attending to his mince pies rather than dabbling in the subtle field of natural philosophy.".
Professor Zanzibar received the Zaxamite Medal from Zaxamite himself.