On The Shvitz Gods

Mandobar, God of preparation — Chieftain of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of the Preamble

Mandobini — Demi-God, Servant of Mandobar and rumored to live in his belly button.

Balbimona, Goddess of The Plunge

Bauthmansar “Bauth”, God of mastery and excellence — Most powerful of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of The Švitz

Mauthsheemba, Goddess of Fertility and Bounty — Patroness of Glastonbury and The Sweep

Mauthemba, Demi-God, Servant of Mauthsheemba — Patroness of Feet and Apples

Ordo de Shvitzum — Sacred order of the universe. Colloquially referred to as “The Way”. First prescribed to Gumpthee Harleshemp, thought to be the founder of the Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum, by Bauthmansar himself

The Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum, sacred order which preserves “The Way”

The False Ones — Those who have denied “The Way”

The Fûcknëlls — A place of unspeakable terror and mating grounds of Balbimona