Collection
On The Shvitz Gods
Deities, servants, and the sacred order and its places.
The collection notes↗
Mandobar, God of preparation — Chieftain of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of the Preamble
Mandobini — Demi-God, Servant of Mandobar and rumored to live in his belly button.
Balbimona, Goddess of The Plunge
Bauthmansar “Bauth”, God of mastery and excellence — Most powerful of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of The Švitz
Mauthsheemba, Goddess of Fertility and Bounty — Patroness of Glastonbury and The Sweep
Mauthemba, Demi-God, Servant of Mauthsheemba — Patroness of Feet and Apples
Ordo de Shvitzum — Sacred order of the universe. Colloquially referred to as “The Way”. First prescribed to Gumpthee Harleshemp, thought to be the founder of the Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum, by Bauthmansar himself
The Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum, sacred order which preserves “The Way”
The False Ones — Those who have denied “The Way”
The Fûcknëlls — A place of unspeakable terror and mating grounds of Balbimona
Entries in this collection
People & persons
- Gumpthee Harleshemp — Revered as the founder of The Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum.
Peoples & civilizations
- The False Ones — Those who have denied “The Way”.
Celestial bodies & places
- Glastonbury — Site of the 1777 sightings by J. H. Lambert, Bentworthe, and Herschel; Mauthsheemba is its patroness.
- The Fûcknëlls — A place of unspeakable terror and mating grounds of Balbimona.
Organizations & institutions
- The Monks of Ordo de Shvitzum — Sacred order which preserves “The Way”.
Sciences, concepts & terms
- Ordo de Shvitzum — Sacred order of the universe, colloquially “The Way”: four immersions, the Preamble, the Plunge, the Švitz, and the Sweep.
Deities & religious traditions
- Balbimona — Goddess of The Plunge.
- Bauthmansar — God of mastery and excellence — Most powerful of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of The Švitz.
- Mandobar — God of preparation — Chieftain of The Shvitz Gods and Lord of the Preamble.
- Mandobini — Demi-God, Servant of Mandobar and rumored to live in his belly button.
- Mauthemba — Demi-God, Servant of Mauthsheemba — Patroness of Feet and Apples.
- Mauthsheemba — Goddess of Fertility and Bounty — Patroness of Glastonbury and The Sweep.